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You
end alot of words without
the letter "g".
You
think 70 degrees is
chilly.
You
think 90 degrees is a
little warm.
You've always wondered
what it would be like to
have a White Christmas.
You
break a sweat when you
first step outside at 7:30
in the morning.
You
measure distance in
minutes.
Your
school was cancelled due
to cold weather.
You
think of going to Wal-Mart
as something fun to do.
You
think at the first sign of
cool weather that it's
good chili weather.
You always make room at
the dinner table for one
more.
You have at least one
kinfolk named Bubba or Bo.
You'd stay at home if it
snows.
You not only "Remember the
Alamo!", but you "Remember
Goliad!", too.
You think the four basic
food groups are fajitas,
nachos, barbecue,
and hamburgers.
You have company, and you
offer them something to
eat or drink, and even if
they say no, you get them
something anyways.
You think the four seasons
are Almost Summer, Summer,
Still Summer, & Deer
Season.
You use the air
conditioner and the heater
in the same day.
You put peanuts in your
Coke.
You call every soft drink
a Coke.
You use "y'all" &
"fixinto" as a part of
your everyday vocabulary.
You use words like
"gonna", "lotsa", "kinda",
& "sorta" .
You call San Antonio - San
Antone.
You say uh-huh, which
means yes.
You call Wal-Mart "Wally
World".
A buzzard sits on the
fence and stares at you,
you know it's time to go
to the doctor.
There are 5,000 types of
snakes and 4,998 of them
live in Texas.
There are 10,000 types of
spiders and 10,001 of them
live in Texas.
Someone says "gimme some
sugar", it doesn't mean
pass the sugar.
You know everything is
bigger in Texas.
You think Texas is God's
country!
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